The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints.
I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.