The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

One of my friends and I just get together to eat hot dogs and tell the honest truth. It’s a frank relationship.

What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.

I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.

This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.

Where do elephants store luggage? In a trunk.

A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!

I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.

I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.

The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.

It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.