The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
How fast is milk? It’s pasteurized before you know it.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.
Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own set of scales.
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae school.
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.
“Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.”
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.