The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Traffic in New York seems like a mass break up No one is moving on
Arnold Schwarzenegger opens his own shopping mall. A customer left her purse on the counter after a purchase. Seeing the customer is nearing the exit of the mall, Arnold handed the purse to the nearest cashier. "GET TO THE SHOPPER, NOW!"
When I was a little kid, I thought "This little piggy went to market." meant it went shopping. It does not.
What's the name of Tyler The Creator's dad? The Tyler Creator
Sean Connery finds a cupboard in his house he hasn't used before A rare moment of shelf discovery.
I reached into the washing machine to find my favorite shirt destroyed. It looks like it was murdered. It was a casual T.
Which side of the chicken has more feathers? The outside.
I was watching an Australian cooking show this morning . The chef made meringue. The audience all cheered for him. This surprised me. Australians usually boo-meringue.
Who is a grain harvester's favorite musical artist? Hall'n Oates
10+10 and 11+11 equal the same number. 10 + 10 equals twenty.11 + 11 equals twenty, too!
I saw a bunch of old people protesting outside of Chick-fil-A... They were raising canes.
What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat? Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.. She hugged me. =/
A few puns I thought of while trying not to get out of bed What did the Alabama sister say to her sibling?"Cum at me bro".\-Why did the wild fowl sneak into the girls washroom?He was a peeking duck\-What did the fruit farmer say when asked about his crops?"It's bananas"\... read more
What do Catholic cows do on Fridays? Chew their cod.