The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Accordion to one study people don’t notice when you replace any given word with the name of a musical instrument But I don’t believe that tuba true.
The vegetarian did not like the new strawberry jelly... It just wasn’t his jam
Is 3 followers a lot? On Instagram? No. In a dark forest? Yes.
Unused Christmas present. One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift,The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. She asked me: Why,?I replied. "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
People are like a crayons The white ones are useless.
I was having a heart attack, so I asked Siri to call me an ambulance. From that day on Siri refers to me as "an ambulance"
You're lost in the middle of the woods at night, alone. The sky is cloudy, there are no trails, no map, no cell phone and no GPS. No sign of a city in any direction. How do you get back to civilization? You tell an old joke out loud, wait a couple of minutes and follow any of the angry redditors shouting "repost!" back to civilization.
How do you turn a penny into a dollar? Cut it into four quarters. I haven't seen this one before and i just thought of it on my own but if it's already been done I'm sorry
A vulture arrives at the airport check-in. He's carrying a dead rabbit under one wing. "Return ticket to Death Valley please." "Pleasure trip?" "Yup, sort of a u-pick kind of thing." "LOL, very good! Ok, here you go. Are you checking the rabbit?" "No, this is carrion."
Visitors to the zoo were not sure they liked the changes to the bear exhibit It was Polarizing
Ate some Fiber One brownies That shit was amazing.
Did you hear about the poet who liked to dip his work in moisturiser? It was poetry in lotion
Holmes and Watson are out hunting one day. John spies something moving in the bushes, and with practiced aim, levels his rifle and fires. They pull aside the brush to reveal a severed leg, with a clean bullet wound just below the ankle. “Watson!” Holmes cries out. “The game’s afoot!”
Today a large shipment of Chinese dumplings was thrown to the ground and smashed into crumbs by vandals who are unhappy with a change in the savory treat's recipe. Local officials are said to be appalled by the wonton destruction.
What do you call the french flag without any color? Still the french flag