The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up. Good thymes.

What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament? Live stream.

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!

What do you call Father Christmas in an orange suit? Fanta Claus.

What's the best smelling insect?' 'A deodor-ant.'

What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizzician.

If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?' 'An iWitness.'

What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!'

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!

A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.

I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.

A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!

Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? It lost its filling.

What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty.