The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
In 1862, Australia implemented a telegraph system that stretched from south Australia to Indonesia and beyond. Effectively becoming Australia’s first internet. And the speed of communication hasn’t changed since.
It's dark, gloomy with a slight bit of fog. The little girl grips the man's hand tightly as an owls hoot echoed through the rustling trees... "I'm scared" said the little girl."You're scared?!" Said the man. "At least you don't have to walk back alone!"
What do you call a group of 500 atoms? A Refund.*This post is brought to you by "Todd Howard did Nothing Wrong" gang*
What did the cow say to the butcher? Stop it, Or we'll have beef
I can make you see your brain! That's just how eye-roll.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? Hispanic Attacks
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Ruth rode on my motorcycle, on the seat behind me... I took a bump at 95, and rode on ruthlessly
OC: What does Babe Ruth and roughly 100,000 antelopes have in common? They're both ballpark figures.