The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A tree says to another tree, her boyfriend, "I think we should break up" The other tree: "why wood you do this"
What do you call a Magician without magic? Ian
A dad goes to a reasturant Waiter: have you decided what you will be having tonight?Dad: hi,yes ill be having the rabbit stewWaiter: alrightDad: hey waiter,theres a hare in my stew!
My buddy has stopped trying to date cougars and is chasing something older! Are those called sabre-toothed tigers?
Which is the number 1 cereal brand in Asgard? Bifrosties*holy shit almost crapped my pants with excitement when I came up with this. GF not as excited, I'm counting on you guys
What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bi sexual Hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek? A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie watching sci-fi on wifi.
I made a virtual bubble wrap to keep you all busy during quarantine. There might be some irregular bubbles, but that is normal. >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!Nev!< >!er !< >!Gon!< >!na !< >!Giv!< >!ve !< >!You!< >!Up,!< >!Nev!< >!er !< >!Gon!< >!na !< >!Let!< >!You!< >... read more
For Halloween im gonna be a credit card. Because I'm always getting denied
What do you get when you cross a llama and a sweet potato? You get a Yyama!
After having his title stripped and funds cut off by the Royal Family, Harry has taken up painting to supplement his income. He’s the Artist formerly known as Prince.
What do farmers do in Alabama? Pump kin
A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is a better cyclist!
What kind of fruit do you bring while sailing? Naval oranges.
I named my dog "5 miles." So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs.