The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? Something catchy!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless!
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
I failed my driving test today. The instructor asked me, “What do you do at a red light?” I said, “I usually check my emails and see what people are up to on Facebook.”
Me: “Go to bed, the cows are already asleep in the field.” Son: “So what?” Me: “It’s pasture bedtime.”
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.
Me: “Go to bed, the cows are already asleep in the field.” Son: “So what?” Me: “It’s pasture bedtime.”
Why did the deer go to the dentist? It had buck teeth.