The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
Did you hear about the hungry clock. It went back four seconds.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank.
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
Did you hear about the hungry clock. It went back four seconds.
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.