The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
What kind of bird works on a construction site? A crane.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel