The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
Why are pediatricians always so angry? Because they have little patients.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
Why did the orange stop halfway across the road? It ran out of juice.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!
Why are fish so smart? Because they swim in schools.
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? It lost its filling.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.