The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.'
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.'
What do you call a fake noodle?' 'An impasta.'
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
Vin Diesel eats two meals a day. Breakfast and breakfurious.
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.