The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
What did the proton say to the electron? Stop being so negative all the time!
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
What do lawyers wear to work? Law suits.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.