The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but graphing is where I draw the line.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?' 'Traffic jam.'
Niece: I have a lot of friends named Nathan, there’s Nathan…(endless droning about nicknames). Me: When they are together, do you call them The United Nathans?
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?' 'Prime mates.'
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. I now have Heinzsight.
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.'
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.'
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel.
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah!
I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!