The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
Where do burgers go dancing? At the meatball.
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
One of my friends and I just get together to eat hot dogs and tell the honest truth. It’s a frank relationship.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.