The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
What do you call a factory that makes OK products? A satisfactory.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Why do peppers make such good archers? Because they habanero.