The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
Why were the utensils stuck together? They were spooning.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
Why did the picture go to jail? He was framed.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn’t show up. **That’s when I knew we weren’t gonna work out.**
Why is the west of Africa weaker than the east of Africa? Because the west is a Ghana (goner)(Created by my son)
Judge: I order you to pay $10,000 - do you understand? Mario: ...Judge: It's a fine.Mario: [sadly] no itsa not
What’s the most common reptile found in your toilet? Commodo dragon...
I couldn't decide whether to use a chair or step stool to reach the top shelf... I went with the ladder.