The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.
What do lawyers wear to work? Law suits.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
Did you hear about the king that went to the dentist? He needed to get crowns.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
What do you call a factory that makes OK products? A satisfactory.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
My wife always talks like an empty tip jar Such non cents