The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
What did the blanket say to the bed? I’ve got you covered.
“Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.”
What do you call a fancy fish? So-fish-ticated.
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
Why did the orange stop halfway across the road? It ran out of juice.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?