The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
Why are butter jokes so hard to make? Because there is no margarine for error.
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.