The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
A Central European trampolining team has recently gone bankrupt. They were bouncing Czechs.
Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.