The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Pennsylvania and New Jersey changed their state mottos today in order to cut their highway budgets. Now they both proudly display "Road Work Ahead. Expect Delays" on their welcome signs to better reflect the status of their roadways.
Why did the boy throw butter at the window? To see the butter fly.
Did the dinosaur era actually exist? You bet Jurassic did
Have you ever seen .... I've been saving these to send to my grandsons. The more the merrier - feel free to add your own.A horse *fly*?A goldfish *bowl*?A shoe *box*?A floor *mop*?A cat *fish*?A spelling *bee*?A chimney *sweep*?A chicken *strip*?A monk... read more
Who’s the most prepared person on earth? Justin Case.
How do you make a Kleenex dance Put a little boogie in it!
What do window washers, who are high on really good weed, deal with every day? Chronic pane
How do vampires start their letters? Tomb it may concern.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Mars bar.
My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.
What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon.
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn't fit! What a huge waist!
What did the dryer say to the boring duvet cover that just got out of the washer? "Don't be such a wet blanket."
Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.