The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? Something catchy.
Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”