The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
You can’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
Some one told me to leave my auto correct on I told them to eat my ash
Stephen Hawking was a master at the violin He had an adept understanding of string theory
Microsoft hires regardless of race, religion, or sexual orientation. It's a very PC work environment.
Jesus calls to John And Jesus said "John come forth and you will win eternal life!"But John came fifth so he only won a free dinner at Geno's Steak & Pizza.
What is the accepted currency in Australia? Outbucks.
What do you call a kitten crying on the grass in the back yard? A lawn mewer.(I wrote this yesterday).
Why do ships and aircraft have circular windows instead of square ones? So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.
What did the person with Alzheimer’s disease say? What did the person with Alzheimer’s disease say?
What is Jorah Mormonts favorite printer settings? Grayscale What is Jorah Mormonts favorite printer settings? Grayscale
What sort of grades did Tommy Wiseau receive in school? Oh, high marks.
I recently bought some fragranced candles They cost me several scents