The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Cardi B’s sister used to spy for the Russian government, but refuses to talk about it publicly They call her ‘Cagey B’
My neighbor shingled my roof for free He said it was on the house
How do you make an egg roll? Just give it a little push.
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
What's the best smelling insect?' 'A deodor-ant.'
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.'
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?' 'They're both Paris sites.'
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!'
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.