The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
What did Santa say at the strip club? Ho! Ho! Ho!You’re all on my naughty list!
Tomorrow's forecast is a high of 98 Degrees. I hate boy bands.
What do you call a waffle on a California beach? A Sandy Eggo.- Compliments of my cousin's 6 year old daughter (She says "Hi" by the way).-EDIT: Wow, this blew up a lot more than I thought it would. My first gold and my first post to make it to the front page. You are too kind, Reddit.
I believe that it is time for all the world's countries to come together and create one universal currency I mean it's just common cents
Why aren't koalas classified as bears? Because they don't have the right koalafications.
Did you hear the one about the blonde who worked at the toy factory? The manager asked her “why do all of these Tickle Me Elmo dolls have two red balls attached?She replied “I thought you said that every doll was supposed to get two test-tickles”
Time files when you're having fun Meanwhile one frog to another, "Times fun when you're having flies"
If you listen closely you can hear the polite squirrel swear "Aww nuts!"(its name is probably Carl)
Mario's Jeans What kind of jeans does Mario wear?*(in appropriate melody)* Denim, denim, denim...
Poker game I was playing poker with my friends Robin and Drake and some of their distant cousins.There was this one chick who won almost every hand.I can't be sure but I suspect fowl play.
What's Rectangle, red and bad for your teeth? A Brick!
"It's a revolution!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. Scared the rest of the people on the Ferris wheel.