The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
What sort of room has no windows or doors? A mushroom!
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know i wouldn't get a reaction.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
I wish my kids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
What do houses wear? An address.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.