The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A customer walks into a bank... ...and tells the cashier: "Good morning. I've come to pay the final installment on the loan used to buy a baby stroller"Cashier: "That's wonderful. And how is the baby doing?"Customer: "I'm doing alright, thank you."
What do bananas say when they see their grandmother? Hey Nana.
What do you put on a bacon grease burn? Oinkment.
Did you see the news about the fight that broke out when they played the wrong national anthem for the winning team at the Asian table tennis finals? The headline read "Hong Kong Ping Pong Sing Song Ding Dong".
Where did Anthony Hopkins go to learn about cannibalism? To a Hannibal Lecture.
Where did Anthony Hopkins go to learn about cannibalism? To a Hannibal Lecture.
A guy walks into a convenience store, and he grabs a single-serving meal, a single-serving drink, a single-serving toothpaste, a single-serving dessert, single-serving everything, and he goes up to the counter with it. The woman at the counter says, "Let me guess, you're single?" And he says, "Yeah, how could you tell?" And she says, "Because you're really fucking ugly."
PROMOTION Employee: Sir, I hope it’s okay that I replace the former manager who just died. Boss: I’m totally fine with it. But maybe the funeral home won’t allow it.
Where do you not want hide when playing hide and go seek in a hospital? The I-C-U.
I would never hit someone with a musical instrument... I don't like to resort to violins
An accountant opens up their spreadsheet, only to find all the numbers missing. Their cat is sitting by the desk, looking smug. I dont know why they're so suprised, cats are good at knocking things off tables.
They say criminals always return to the scene of the crime. No wonder there are so many Australians in the UK.
What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Sore arms.
Why do vampires seem sick? They're always coffin.
My kid wants to invent a pencil with an eraser on each end, but I just don't see the point.