The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were avaiable.
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watch dogs.
Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants? They give him good case ideas.
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up. Good thymes.
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?' 'Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.'
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
How does a taco say grace?' 'Lettuce pray.'
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!'
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.