The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
Do you think glass coffins will be a success? Remains to be seen.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae school.
What do cows like to read? Cattle-logs.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? Strum-boli.
How do you spell “candy” with just two letters? C and Y.
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.