The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae school.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.