The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What's Michelle's favourite vegetable? Barackoli(I'm sorry I'll leave now...)
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program the rest of them will write Perl
My wife asked me what time my dentist appointment is “Tooth hurty”
Why did the tiny fruit farmer move to Minnesota? He was Mini-apple-less!
I was just reading a great book saying that if a company does anything unethical, people will stop supporting it and it'll go out of business. Here's the Amazon link to it!
I Just Got Cast In A Commercial! I'm the "before" picture
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards? Because they use a strongly typed language.
I went to buy an Invisible Man comic yesterday. I couldn't see any.
What do you call an Italian ghost? A Gabba Ghoul
On Monday, Hitler told 1 lie. On Tuesday, he again told 1 lie.On Wednesday, he told 2 lies.On Thursday, 3.On Friday, 5.On Saturday, 8.And on Sunday, Hitler told 13 lies.That is the fibber-Nazi sequence.
Did you hear about the bread factory burning down? They say the business is toast.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the boat doc.
What did the duck say when it bought chapstick? "Put it on my bill!"
What do you call an ant that has been shunned by his community? A socially dissed ant.