The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.'
What did the DNA say to the other DNA? “Do these genes make me look fat? '
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.'
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wants a shoulder to crayon.
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.'
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, 'You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.' 'Now settle down,' the doctor calmly told him. 'You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.'