The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why do peppers make such good archers? Because they habanero.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
What did the llama say to his date? “Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.”
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.
How does the rancher keep track of his cattle? With a cow-culator.
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.