The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Can February March? No, but April May!
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!'
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.