The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
I asked the IT guy, "How do you make a Motherboard?" He said, "I tell her about my job."
Which knight of the round table was the beefiest? Sir loin.
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels (bay gulls).
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.