The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the paper say to the pencil? You've got a good point!
How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
What did the dumbwaiter say to the elevator? I think I'm coming down with something.
What language do people speak in the middle of the earth? Core-ean
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.
I've got a great pizza joke for you. Nevermind, it's too cheesy.
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.'
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!'