The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What’s a horse’s number one priority when voting? The stable economy!
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizzician.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
What’s a horse’s number one priority when voting? The stable economy!
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?