The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Did you hear that farmers are getting rid of circular hay bales? Yeah, horses are sad that they’re not getting a square meal.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
I once got fired from a canned juice factory. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
What do you call an obese psychic? A four-chin teller.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
My kid wants to invent a pencil with an eraser on each end, but I just don’t see the point.
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.