The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.'
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie.
One friend complained to another, 'All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.' 'If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?' asked the second friend. 'I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.'
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.'
Q: How does the man in the moon get his hair cut? A: Eclipse it
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...'
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.