The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the pepperoni say walking out of the hospital? I’m cured!
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know i wouldn't get a reaction.
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
What key is used to open bananas? A mon-key.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!