The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!

How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.

6:30 is hands down the best time on the clock.

When the grocery store checker asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I say no, I’d rather keep it in the carton.

What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!

Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.

What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.

A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.

I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.

Getting paid to sleep would be my dream job.

What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? Strum-boli.