The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
In Tribute Boy: I'll bet you a dollar my dog can talkMan: you're onBoy: how does sandpaper feel?Dog: Ruff!Boy: what's on top of a house?Dog: Roof!Boy: who's the greatest ballplayer ever?Dog: Ruth!Man: come on! I ain't payin' for that, get out of h... read more
What does a boxing comedian need? A good punchline.
I owe my success as a fruit farmer to my dear dad. Whenever I felt scared as a kid, he always told me to grow a pear
Why don't the Chinese play cricket? They eat the bat
A guy walking down the road ,comes across a farmer. This farmer has boxes upon upon boxes of peaches, in the middle of nowhere mind you. The guy, buys a few peaches and asks the farmer, “what do you do with this massive amount of peaches”The farmer replies ‘well we sell what we can, and what we can’t we can.’
How does a viola greet a relative? Cello!
Is there some way to describe reading Braille incorrectly? The words are right on the tip of my tongue.
A French computer scientist has come up with a quick way of transferring files electronically. It’s called a Pierre to Pierre network.
Where the experts are As the ambulance EMTs are loading a man onto their gurney, the patient asks, “Where are you guys taking me? The county hospital?”“Nope,” said the EMT. “You need expert medical help, brother. We’re taking you to the comments section.”
A tree says to another tree, her boyfriend, "I think we should break up" The other tree: "why wood you do this"
I was just in the queue at Tesco when Diana Ross tried to push in. I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”
How did the Jewish onion greet his cousin? Shallot.
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? His drill slipped.
Little known fact, the mods of /r/Jokes are all actually Peruvian owls… I think they're Inca hoots…
What do Smash Mouth do in Physics class? Sum bodies