The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
You can't spell par entry without "try."
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
What do you call a sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop.
How do birds learn to fly? They wing it.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down…
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!