The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
What does a librarian use to go fishing? A bookworm.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
I failed my driving test today. The instructor asked me, “What do you do at a red light?” I said, “I usually check my emails and see what people are up to on Facebook.”
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.