The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
I have a space pun But i need a little more time to planet
Why did the saxophone player have to go to anger management? He had a bad ALTOtude problem.
I went to Borders and asked the blonde for a book about turtles She said 'hardback?' So I replied, 'yeah, with 4 legs and little heads'
I put the punchline to this on top of a Conifer tree. If you don't get it, joke's on yew.
I went to the Opticians today and at the end she asked if I was married or in a relationship... I said "yes I am, why?"She said "Well your eyes are fine but your girlfriend needs to come in for a checkup ASAP!"
I overlayed some dubstep to my favorite video of a clumsy fisherman I synced them up to when they drop the bass.
TIL Out of boredom and to create more band chemistry early in their careers, the Ramones used to go on single's cruises together around New York harbour looking to pick up chicks. They wanted to be sea dated.
Mr. T set the ninja turtles up on a blind date. Mr. T: Here's your girl. Ninja Turtles: who is she?Mr T: Its April, fools.Also, I'm sorry.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down!
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
What religion are crows? Birddism.