The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.'
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?' 'Yellow!'
Why are bakers so rich? They make so much dough.
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.'
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
Q: If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe.
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
What do you call an obese psychic? A four-chin teller.