The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
My sister-in-law is an archaeologist. Only person I’ve known that is excited to find a bone in her chicken.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn't working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
What kind of magic do cows believe in? Moodoo!
A cake joke for cake day: What did the cake say to the fork? Do you want a piece of me?!Happy cake day to me 🙂
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above. It's my new year's resolution.
When I first got a haircut, I thought it was way too short, But it's really growing on me.
When I'm sad I cut myself A slice of cake.
What's masturbation called in the star wars universe? Hand Solo
Pirates get some crazy deals in the mall. For example, they can get piercings for just a buccaneer.
What state is always surprised to see you? Ohio
So everyone is getting mad at me after telling jokes about marine wildlife I think it's a turtle over reaction. It just being shellfish and it's giving me a bad haddock. I mean, I don't do them on porpoise...
13: “I’m the number everybody hates”. 666: “No way, I am the number everybody hates”. 2020: “lol”.