The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
pancakes Psychiatrist: What brought you here? Patient: My wife sent me here because I like pancakes. Psychiatrist: There's nothing wrong with that, I like pancakes, too. Patient: Excellent! Come to my place, I have seven suitcases full of them!
What do you call a collection of weapons kept for the purpose of burning down buildings? An arsonal
What's the difference between a German Tiger and a Siberian Tiger? One can survive the Winter.
After our radio station's accountant died in a parachuting accident, the program director told me to play some Tom Petty in rememberance after the obituary, as the accountant liked his music. However, when I did exactly that, he ended up putting my show off air. Dunno why. Though maybe I shouldn't have played *Free Fallin'*...
What is a Russian's favorite month? Soviet march.
My mother always said that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. She was a lovely and generous woman, but a terrible surgeon.
How can you tell if a coin is fresh? You can still smell the mint
When Cleopatra is aroused, she produces pharaoh-moans. Unless it’s that time of the month that she’s on her pyramid.
I told a bedtime story to an orange once. I call that pulp fiction.
We all know Marines eat crayons, but what's their favorite flavor of crayon? Crayonberry.
I think it was a mistake to call childbirth “delivery”. It should have been called “takeout” instead.
NASA received the bill from SpaceX for sending astronauts into space and they were shocked to see that it was nearly 3 billion dollars They phoned Elon Musk and explained that they thought SpaceX wouldn't be charging to send astronauts into space. Elon Musk responded by saying, 'there's no such thing as a free launch'
A witch was going through her recent order of newts... ... when her apprentice walked in. Noticing the witches frowning face, she asks “What’s wrong, Master?”The witch replied, “Well, I’ve got some good newts and some bad newts...”
If you were to second guess your decision to stay at a hotel on a native american reserve... ....that would be a reservation reservation reservation -credit to Brian Regan
Hillary says it's time to have a woman in the Oval Office. Bill says - been there, done that ...